Rock ya croc

This weeks food for thought . . .  crocs (the super stylish kind, not the animal)

After toying with numerous ideas, this week’s blog topic delivered itself in the form of an insult – a group of mates mocking me over owning a pair of crocs. While they basked in their ‘humorous’ torment, I channelled on that one of them was trying taking an avid interest in them. Next thing its midnight and we’re gearing up for a much-needed binge feed at McDonalds and I’m pleading with him to take them off. And it is for this reason that I cannot fathom why everyone does not own a pair; they should be mandatory. If there was a natural disaster and I could only take 3 items, hands down the crocs would be up there. While I admit visually they aren’t the most appealing footwear, their versatile and how many shoes do you own can be worn as both as a sandal and slip on. I sure as hell can’t name any. For the cynics out there, I’ve devised the top ten reasons to wear crocs:

1) Really soft, super comfortable, moulds to your feet – PERSONALISATION

2) Barely there, weighing only 6 ounces - SO LIGHT . . . LIKE MAN WALKING ON THE MOON

3) Vented so air passes through, keeping feet cool – VENTILATION

4) Non-marking slip-resistant soles - DOUBLE TICK



5.) Bacteria and odour resistant - COMMON FOOT CARE



6.) ULTRA HIP ITALIAN STYLING - NEED I SAY MORE . . .



7.) Portholes allow water and sand to pass through - SUITABLE FOR ALL LANDSCAPES, ALBEIT WATER OR LAND


8.) Can be sterilised in water and bleach - NO FANCY FLASH LEATHER POLISH CLEANER NEEDED, HENCE SAVING YOU MORE MONEY. . BUT WAIT THE LIST GOES ON
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9.) Easy maintenance, just wipe clean – THAT’S WHAT WE ALL NEED IN OUR BUSY LIVES 



10.) Orthotic moulded foot bed for ultimate comfort and support - ARCH CARE IS SOMETHING WE SHOULDN'T NEGLECT.

If you aren’t out buying a pair after reading this I think you really need to reassess what you want out of your life. Quite simply the above really does exemplify why crocs result in an easy and better walking experience.

Excuse me while I make a dash to the IGA, crocs firmly attached to my left and right feet. Only one decision to be made, do I rock the sandal or the slip on  . . . oh the possibilities.

Bye for now,

Jordan 'the croc loving' Cutts